Most Helpful Opinion mho Rate. Stop saying that I am home schooled there is no hobby that can do that. Focus on your studies, go out often and find new hobbies. Especially when she is 26 and has the them easily available to her at every possible place, and can get off on anything that vibrates. I've seen a guy fuck a snowman so I'm sure watermelon can't be that hard.
Nothing feels like the real thing anyway bud, but until you can get to that point, I suggest maybe a tube of some kind with a warm wet sock pulled through it and then a condom pushed in with the top used as a rubber band to hold it all together.
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How can you have intercourse with a watermelon what do you put it in the microwave for a min and cut a hole and pump in and out? I don't plan on that I've got a girlfriend and by then I'll get it or I'll die. What Guys Said 4. How I want to try and don't report me because I'm doing it any way I might as well do it right and safe I only thought I'd ask for some advice or tips or alternatives? What Girls Said 3. Wow, LMAO to you too.